Age is just a number according to Madonna. The “Jump” entertainer is allegedly preparing to leap back onto the stage at 59. Yes, that’s right, sugars. 59-years-old!
Whether you’re indifferent to her music or not, Madonna has established herself as a remarkably intimidating tour force over the years. Each time she launches a new tour, it goes on to give long-standing acts such as The Rolling Stones a run for their money. Literally.
With a clear demand for more Madonna stage-antics, it makes since she would want to hit the stage again. So will she?
While visiting Kelly & Ryan to promote her MDNA Skincare product, the “Music” performer dropped a few hints as to whether we can expect a new tour.
Listen. If she’s willing and able to continue entertaining, then I’m here for it. In a world where 60+ year old men can hobble around on stage for 2 hours and STILL sell out stadiums, let Madge continue slaying in her own way. Hopefully, we can expect a new album from this as well. We’ll just have to wait and see.
Better get those tickets while you can. Jennifer Lopez is officially done with Las Vegas, and she’s announced her final tour dates.
Her residency, which began in 2016 at The Axis at Planet Hollywood Resort & Casino, will end on September 29th, 2018. The “Love Don’t Cost a Thing” performer released a statement to E! News illustrating her reasons behind her departure.
“Performing ‘All I Have’ in Vegas over the last few years has been an incredible and rewarding experience that I won’t soon forget. Some of the best memories on stage from my career will forever be equated with this city. Thank you to all my fans who traveled far and wide to experience the show with me.”
Tickets go on sale Friday, December 15th at 10 AM Pacific Time. American Express card members can get their tickets early on Monday, December 11th at 10 AM Pacific Time through Thursday, December 14th at 10 PM PT. Total Rewards members get access to an exclusive presale starting Wednesday December 13th at 10 AM through Thursday, December 14th at 10 PM PT.
Jennifer Lopez’s final Las Vegas show dates are as follows:
Sabrina Claudio is already being hailed as the “the future of R&B.” So, naturally, the pressure to deliver is on, whether she likes it or not. Thankfully, About Time manages to give us a beautiful yet slow showcase of her talent. The subject matter may not amaze you, but Sabrina’s vocals and production will certainly surprise you.
Even when just speaking normally in “About Time (Intro)” Sabrina Claudio pulls the listener in with her breathy, silky voice.
“Will I have accepted the things I cannot change, and will I have changed the things I cannot accept?”
We may have heard such a statement in some old self-help book we threw away ages ago, but it’s her delivery that makes it become pleasantly thought-provoking. “Natural” summarizes About Time with its lyrics of “quickly falling in love” and it feeling, well, “natural.” Sabrina opens the track demonstrating some superlative self-harmonizing, and it’s quickly apparent why someone would boast about her potential talent.
“Belong To You” drifts down like morning fog, engulfing us with a need to be snuggled up with our imaginary boyfriends. Lyrics like “Grab hold of me, Gentle love but touch passionately” do nothing to dismiss these fantasies. They only serve to allow the following material to build upon the established theme. The low rumbling vocals in the chorus are also a nice touch. We can feel the singer’s need for companionship.
Of course, things quickly dial up with “Unravel Me,” another single from the album.
“Something in the sun or the air, Is making me wanna run away from here”
Here the production truly gets a chance to shine as “Unravel” is melodically the best track on the album and most likely a fan-favorite.
Our trip through those clouds begins to slow down upon our descent into “Stand Still.” Production-wise, this is the album’s most polished song. Nearly every vocal effect, drum click, and synth riff cluster together in perfect harmony. Sabrina Claudio is at her best vocally when she has room to maneuver, and the mostly sparse production offers plenty of that here. The lyrics “Time is being wasted screaming, Not listen I promise you’ll heal me better” will make you question exactly what you expect out of a relationship.
And just before you touch the ground, the bouncy “Used To” brings the journey to a close. Claudio finds time to be introspective even during an uptempo song, and it works for the most part. In fact, I dare say this could become a trademark of hers. Lord knows we need more uptempos in today’s depressing musical landscape. Here’s to hoping.
So, while About Time doesn’t break the ground it needs to, it more than succeeds in showing off Sabrina’s rich potential as both a songwriter and a vocalist. As “the future of R&B,” she has a lot to prove. Luckily, she has the talent to become something greater.
If nothing else, you can always count on K. Michelle to tell us how she really feels. Her new song, “Kim K,” is poised to start quite the firestorm, and I’m honestly here for it.
“Kim K” is the newest promo track from her upcoming LP, Kimberly: The People I Used to Know. The song itself addresses the Kardashian clan’s tendency to swipe up decades-long African-American cultural trends to pass off as their own. Not only is it timely, it’s downright scathing in its honesty.
Some of the lyrics that explicitly call out the Kardashians are:
“Wish I could be a Kardashian so I could be black. They ask if it’s real. I say it’s real fat. Don’t get caught up in facts, cuz ain’t sh*t real. And ain’t sh*t funny. So f**k how you feel.”
“Wish I could be a Kardashian, so I could be black. Put my face over ‘Pac. Wear my braids to the back. Throw a filter on that, cuz ain’t sh*t real. And ain’t sh*t funny. So f**k how you feel.”
Oh geez! Of course, her little “song monologue” doesn’t stop there. She also has a few choice words for black women who don’t support her efforts to woo actor Idris Elba.
“What’s up with all you black women? I date a black man named Idris. You say I’m ghetto, he trippin. You’d rather him with white women.”
Chile…there is clearly a lot going on here. Wanting to hear the song in full? Catch the tea below, sugars.
What did you make of it? Sound off in the comments below.
Look, we should know by now that Britney Spears is no vocal powerhouse, right? Still, sharing an acapella version of Elvis Presley’s “Falling In Love” was clearly a set up.
The “Toxic” singer took to Instagram to celebrate her 36th birthday…in song form. In the post she shared with her fans she said:
“I’ve always wanted to do a performance like this… singing in a pretty little black dress, with a simple 360, one take shot! I figured since it was my birthday, why not go for it?! So boom 💥 When the clock struck 12:00, I did it!!! Thank you all for the beautiful birthday wishes, and for letting me do what I love. I appreciate you more than you will ever know!!!!”
Want to see what all the fuss is about? See more below.
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There’s not a whole lot that can be said without being shady, but here goes. Britney Spears seems like a nice person, and we know she’s been through a lot. It takes courage at this stage in her career to post something like this for the world to see. Still, you can’t help but marvel at the strides we’ve made in technology. Artists are able to sound incredibly otherworldly thanks to vocal effects and auto tune. Old news, right? I will give Britney her props though. She certainly DOES sound pretty much like you’d expect her to sound outside of the studio.
That’s all I got. Did your wig shift as she gave you a soundtrack to the tour of her home?
A young woman has stepped forward with shocking claims concerning R. Kelly. According to her, she was allegedly groomed and molested by the singer not long after that infamous 2008 trial. Strap yourself in, sugars.
Jerhonda Johnson alleges that she met R. Kelly while the latter was at the center of his child molestation trial. You’ll recall that during this time he faced 14 counts of child pornography. Johnson claims she was 16-years-old when the abuse began. A timeline of accusations for the “Step in the Name of Love” bandana-wearer can be found here.
On why she is now choosing to come forward:
“If I can speak out and I can help them get out of that situation, that’s what I will do. I didn’t have anybody to speak up on my behalf when I was going through what I was going through with him. He’s brainwashed them really bad, and it kind of reminds me of Charles Manson. I just really hope I can help these women out. Kelly needs to be stopped.”
Of course, Kelly’s representatives have all denied all of the accusations, dismissing them as attempts to further harm his career. Of course, it’s uncertain just how much can be salvaged at this point.
Kelly’s team responded with:
“The allegations against Mr. Kelly are false, and are being made by individuals known to be dishonest. It is clear these continuing stories are the result of the effort of those with personal agendas who are working in concert to interfere with and damage his career. Mr. Kelly again denies any and all wrong doing and is taking appropriate legal action to protect himself from ongoing defamation.”
If you’ve been following the R. Kelly drama, you’ve noticed many of his supporters say the same thing about his alleged sex cult. Instead of acknowledging R. Kelly’s well-documented pattern of behavior, they’ve decided to let it fly. Why? Because “They’re all consenting adults.” Well, that’s not entirely the case anymore according to Johnson. Will they continue to defend this man even as new evidence seems to mount with each passing day? Only time will tell.
Not gonna lie, folks. I had several chicken jokes in store for you, but I’m going to save them for a better time. And we all know a better time will eventually arrive when it comes to our beloved Azealia Banks.
You either hate her, love her, or are confused as to what planet she’s actually from. However, the general consensus is that Azealia Banks makes damn good Hip Hop music. With that being said, the “Ice Princess” chocolateer graced the “Good Day New York” stage to perform “The Big Beat,” pulled from last year’s mixtape, “Slay-Z.”
Curious as to how that went down? Keep readings, my sugars.
Okay, not bad, right? Now here’s my main problem with watching this performance. Are you ready for it? I cringed.
I didn’t cringe because her performance sucked. On the contrary, Azealia Banks is not a boring performer by any stretch. I cringed because at this point in the game, the girl should be doing so much better than a crimson curtain backdrop with two hit or miss backup dancers. I was one of the ones who rooted for this girl to succeed. Of course, that was prior to the whole “tar baby” tirade on Twitter during the height of her hysteria. Is it possible for someone like Azealia to make a comeback? Unfortunately, there is.
Chicken-slaying and self-hate aside, you have to remember who our president is. If he can be as belligerent as possible and sit on the highest seat in America, then why can’t Azealia see mainstream success? I mean, I’m not personally about to buy it. I’m the cousin who came to the cookout to be nosy and watch. The real question becomes…
I really tried to like Wonder Woman. Really, I did. As one of my ultimate favorite superheroes, I was more than excited when they announced she would get her own standalone movie. Still, I found myself dazed, confused, and well…bored upon seeing her grace the big screen.
As someone who’s always prided himself on being one of the few people in my circle who can actually enjoy things without picking them apart, this was a hard pill to swallow. I went to see a movie with a 92% Rotten Tomato score, and I ended up being unimpressed with it as a whole.
A few things that really bothered me?
The action scenes were amazing…when they weren’t constantly interrupted by slow motion close-up shots. Diana would kick a bad guy. Said bad guy would fly out of a window in slow motion. Time would speed up when Diana turned around to face another baddie…only to slow down again when she reached for her sword. Every. Single. Punch. Nearly every step taken in an action scene involved the overuse of slow motion. It became jarring the majority of the time.
This movie was too long. Let’s face it. Much of its screen time could have been reduced, especially the scenes in the third act. By then, it felt like the movie was padding itself to make you wait until the inevitable final boss battle at its climax. Hopefully this doesn’t become a habit with DC’s movies being overlong just for the sake of it (looking at you, Justice League).
For every wonderful superhero, there has to be a bad guy or a bad situation that truly elevates the story and raises the stakes. Ares’ anticlimactic reveal at the end of the film was both disappointing and boring. By then, I was ready for the end credits to roll, and the fight scene between the two was nowhere near as impressive as Wonder Woman’s fight against Doomsday.
You have to understand. Wonder Woman is one of the most iconic superheroes of all time, male or female. After the unnecessarily botched Batman v. Superman, much was riding on Wonder Woman’s big screen success. With Marvel continuing to kick DC into the ground in terms of consistency, redemption was necessary.
Enter Wonder Woman. No, literally. I’m still amazed at how someone can mess up a movie about Superman and Batman fighting each other, but it still happened. One thing many critics agreed on? Wonder Woman was the best part of the movie.
So, no I didn’t have a problem with Gal Gadot’s performance. I didn’t think the story was lackluster. I thought it was pretty consistent with its source material. I didn’t have a problem with the woman-only screenings or the ridiculous politics surrounding the film. I simply didn’t like it. Yet, I understand and respect its position as a game-changer for female superheroes (and female leads in general).
Now hear me out. Would you date a guy who used to stink or didn’t practice proper hygiene? No, I’m not “asking for a friend.” It occurred to me (and many of you I’m sure) that there are those of us who don’t exactly keep ourselves very clean.
It can range from bad breath to borderline refusing to wear deodorant. Now this isn’t something exclusive to men. I’ve met plenty of women who suffer from poor hygiene habits as well. That article is for another day. Today, we’re focusing on the male species.
So, say you spot this wonderfully attractive guy while at the bar one night. All evening, the two of you try to communicate telepathically that you’re interested in one another from afar. You finally manage to snag his attention. He smiles this gorgeous, porcelain-set smile and begins to approach you.
His stench introduces itself to you before he has a chance to close in.
You begin to sweat, red lights begin flashing, the beautiful stranger begins to morph into one of the zombies from “Thriller.” You find a way to excuse yourself from the bar just before he reaches your seat. What wasted potential, right? You tell a couple of your girlfriends about him before you make a hasty retreat. Now that they know he stinks, he’s a goner.
Now say one of this dude’s homeboys calls him out on his funk (or God forbid his own mother). He reminisces on the night when he tried to approach you, but you sprouted wings and flew for the nearest exit. He realizes maybe he needs to get himself together before he tries to approach another woman (or man, whatever).
If you ran into him again, would you date him? Would you even allow him to approach you? What would be going on through your mind the next time you saw him? This time around, he smells quite delectable, his skin looks better, and he’s even started ironing his T-shirts. Would your first encounter with him still dull his new shine in your mind?
Look, first impressions are everything, right? From a personal standpoint, I’m not saying the dude is doomed to be alone forever. We all have our faults. However, some would still be repulsed by his stinky history. Others would be willing to give him a second chance.
Before we get to Chris Brown, let’s make something clear. The BET Awards were nothing short of a Mortal Kombat tournament this weekend. The Ginyu Force Rap group Migos nearly Kamehameha’d Joe Budden after the latter made a dramatic exit in the middle of an unnecessarily shady interview.
Of course, the action didn’t dare stop there. A member of Chris Brown’s party later punched one of Migos’ members, Quavo, leading to your typical Tuesday morning high school brawl. Luckily no one was severely injured during the scuffle, but it still begged the question. Why was Chris Brown invited in the first place?
This is the same man who was just slapped with a 5-year restraining order by his ex-girlfriend, Karrueche Tran. This is the same man who threatened violence against her over JEWELRY he had GIFTED HER. Meaning, the jewelry was no longer his. And anyone who’s followed the troubled rent-a-thug knows this is far from surprising behavior. Since the infamous 2009 incident involving Rihanna, Chris Brown has repeatedly found himself either directly or indirectly involved in violent situations. What’s more, he has proven for nearly a decade that he isn’t going to change said behavior any time soon.
So then why is he able to perform at the BET Awards time and time again? Most importantly, why was he allowed to even be at the same event as Karreuche given their hostile relationship? What message is BET trying to send to its young female viewers? You now have two documented instances of Chris Brown either threatening violence or actually becoming violent towards women, and he’s still allowed to perform on and host after parties on your network?
When is enough going to be enough? What is Chris Brown going to have to do to someone before its’ decided that his presence is detrimental to the efforts of domestic abuse survivors? Hopefully, there will not come a day when he does do something awful enough. Still, BET, your network is accountable. What will it take for you to cancel Chris Brown?