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31JUL

Here’s Exactly Why Beyonce is Overrated

She’s not. Cry about it. Beyonce for president.

Posted in: NewsTagged: Beyonce, black is king, Disney, lion king, overrated2 Comments
27APR

My Co-Worker Found Her Stimulus Check But Couldn’t Find Dial Soap?

So if you read my last post, I work with a funky rhinoceros named Sondra. I told her she smelled like “Let my people go!” and she went to HR. The mediation was scheduled at some random office building, one of the ones that people just rent out. Sondra arrived just before I did, and […]

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24APR

I’m Fed Up With My Co-Worker’s Ashy Elbows and Musty Aura

Okay, listen. My line of work is far from conventional. I understand that. I’m a paranormal investigator for Christ’s sakes. But that doesn’t mean hygiene and common decency should go out the window. There’s about four of us who work out of the office. The owner has a son we call on when we need […]

Posted in: NewsTagged: co worker, musty, paranormal investigator2 Comments
19APR

14 People & the Worst Thing a Friend Ever Did to Them

We’ve all had some fairly crappy friends growing up. You may even have some crappy friends now. Have you ever had a friend so crappy they screwed your fiance in your bed? Threatened your life? Stolen from you? Probably. Hopefully not. Below are some crazy stories of people telling us the worst thing a friend […]

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06JUL

Harry Potter Fans Wait 10 Hours to Ride New Hagrid Ride

Listen, Harry Potter fans are some of the most dedicated people on the frikkin planet! A new roller coaster – Hagrid’s Magical Creatures Motorbike Adventure – opened up at Universal Orlando Thursday morning. By noon that day, employees were advising fans that the wait would be at least 5 hours long. But honey, you know […]

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