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7 Tinder Pickup Lines You Need to Stop Using NOW

Tinder Pickup Lines to Avoid Using

Tinder is a great app for meeting new people. It’s also the worst dating app out there, and Tinder pickup lines suck!

We all know that no one wants to be rejected, but these pickup lines are just plain rude! Check out this list of the most ridiculous things ever said on Tinder and make sure you never use these lines.

“If you were Google, I’d type “What is your best feature?” in the search bar and press enter.”

Ew! Why would anyone say that? That’s just plain creepy! And it doesn’t even make sense to boot. Don’t use this line on anyone ever again…or at all for that matter. It’s absolutely disgusting!

“Can we get married right now? We can plan the wedding later if you want ¯_(ツ)_/¯ ¯_(ツ)_/¯”

This isn’t cute or romantic by any means; it’s actually really dumb and will probably leave them confused AF.

“Do you have any raisins? No. Then how about a date? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯”

Raisins are gross, so this line is pretty awful too! It’s not funny or cute and will most likely get them to unsmile at best…or block your sorry butt at worst. Don’t use it ever again!

“I want to be the reason you scream “No” tonight.”

This is just plain creepy and will probably make them feel super uncomfortable, if not downright scared!

“Can I see a picture of your feet? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯”

No one wants their feet shown on Tinder unless they’re in some sort of pedicure ad or something like that…so don’t ask for it because you’ll look stupid and get blocked by everyone who sees this message. It’s also pretty gross since we all know what people do with their feet sometimes (ick). Just leave them out of your messages altogether; most people don’t like talking about them anyway!

“I want to kiss you like the alphabet starts with “K”. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯”

If this is your idea of a joke, it’s not funny or cute. It also doesn’t make sense and will probably leave them wondering how exactly you plan on kissing them that way. Don’t use it again!

“Do you have a bandaid?”

No…why would I need one though? This line makes no sense at all and won’t get you anywhere. In fact, you might get blocked immediately after they read your ridiculous pickup line! Just don’t ask for a bandaid if there isn’t already blood involved!

It’s Tough Out There

Dating is hard, and it’s even harder when you’re looking on Tinder, the worst dating app out there (in my opinion). You can’t always trust what people say, and they might not be who they seem. What are some of your worst experiences with Tinder pickup lines? Let’s share them below!

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